I'm ____ % mentally unstable

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blond.


TOTAL : 2


[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (And failed.)

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[ ] You just sang them to make sure.

[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.


TOTAL : 3


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.


TOTAL : 3


[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'


TOTAL: 6


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.


TOTAL : 9

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x]You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


TOTAL : 15


Take your total, Multiply by 4, 15 x 4 = 60


Put the title as : I'm ____ % mentally unstable. and tag 10 of your friends.